ROBBIE WOOD
Alright, alright, keep your flamin hair on. Robert Gregorio Wood, nice ta meet ya, and yes, I do have the world's twatiest name. Blame my posh arse mother for that one.
You can call me Rob, Robbie, Angel, Baby, whatever the fuck you want. Just expect to be screaming it out loud every night and calling it when you can't find me in the morning.
What can I say? I'm a lover, not a fighter.
